Robert Schuermann Graduated from Circus Freak to Private Pilot!

“AHHHHH!” Geez, sorry about that. Robert Schuermann has this ummm talent (?) where he can apparently flip his eyelids inside out in “3 different ways” (what does that even mean??) and whenever I see his face I just picture what that looks like. Anyway… Today is a big day for this freak of nature! While Rob’s not poking and prodding at his eyeballs apparently… he’s been an absolute flying machine. And today, he’s proved that not only has he mastered flipping his eyelids inside out but that he can also navigate the skies with the grace and expertise required of a private pilot! That’s right, Rob’s officially a private pilot! Rob’s dedication to his training has been nothing but inspiring. While juggling his adventurous lifestyle, going to the Olympics to watch beach volleyball (we’re not jealous at all by the way…), finishing his ground before doing any flight training, and spending time with his lovely wife and two kitty cats (stop cringing Jenn), Rob has done it all, and with style no less. Let’s give Rob and his flight instructor, who I hope hasn’t had to witness his eyelid talent, Ryan Mill, a huge congratulations on another amazing accomplishment! Great work you two! Now go out and fly!